No one has ever asked me this question before! Here is the truth: I don’t remember doing one, single book report. Have I blocked the memories out? Or did I really not do any? I’m thinking it’s the latter. Truly.
Describe your all-time favorite pair of pajamas.
Red flannel. Decorated with dogs. And Milk bones. Divine.
What was the best Halloween costume you’ve ever worn or seen?
I love the Bugs Bunny mask I wore when I was three. I can still smell the interior of that mask. I can still feel the power of *hiding* behind that mask.
Are you good at wrapping presents?
Ha ha ha. I am laughing. And I can hear my mother laughing from the great beyond. I inherited my inability to wrap presents from her. Present-wrapping always ends up with me in the middle of a great big snarl of wrapping paper and scotch tape. Imagine Bink wrapping a present and you get the right visual.
Do you like to cook for friends or meet them at a restaurant?
Still laughing. Cook for friends? Me? I like to go to *their* houses and eat *their* food. But I do take them out to restaurants to return the favor.
Which outdoor activity are you most likely to participate in: running; fishing; leaf raking; parade watching?
Parade watching. I love a parade. And it’s all a parade.
When did you get your first library card, and from what library?
*Swoon* I got my first library card when was I seven. I got it from the Cooper Memorial Public Library.
Which children’s book do you wish you’d read as a child?
Matilda. It wasn’t in our school library or the public library. Strange, huh?