The Grinch

I’m just going to say it. Go on the record.

I do not like The Grinch. I do not like the book. I do not like the char­ac­ter. I do not like the sto­ry of How The Grinch Stole Christ­mas. I do not like the bril­liant the­ater pro­duc­tions of the sto­ry (though I acknowl­edge the bril­liance.) I do not like the TV spe­cial, which I grew up watch­ing, and which I did not let my kids watch. I do not like the movie or the song. I do not like any of it, Sam-I-Am.

Lest you think I’m sim­ply grinchy about all things Grinch, I will tip my hand here at the begin­ning and say that I love the name “Grinch.” It’s per­fect. As per­fect as Ebe­neez­er Scrooge’s name, and let’s be hon­est, How The Grinch Stole Christ­mas is real­ly just a knock-off of Dicken’s A Christ­mas Car­ol. It’s just not as well done. It lacks…subtlety, among oth­er things.

Scrooge is afflict­ed with his own per­son­al bah hum­bug­ness, but you sus­pect even before all of the Christ­mas Ghosts vis­it that he could be a dif­fer­ent man with a lit­tle ther­a­py and some home­made Christ­mas cook­ies. But the Grinch is just mean. He’s not all “Bah hum­bug!” when Christ­mas friv­o­li­ties get on his nerves — he’s all “I MUST stop this Christ­mas from coming.”

Dude. Take your two-sizes-too-small heart and get back to your cave.

I’m tired of mak­ing excus­es for the grinch­es of the world. He takes the stock­ings and presents, the treats and the feast of the wee Whos! He takes the last can of Who-hash, for heaven’s sake! And then The Tree — he shoves the Whos’ Christ­mas tree up the chim­ney! Who does that?!

It’s Cindy­Lou Who and her sweet trust­ing nature that just undoes me. 

San­ty Claus, why…Why are you tak­ing our Christ­mas tree? WHY?”

The Grinch pos­es as San­ta Claus — can we agree this is an abomination?

He tells her there’s a light that won’t light, and so he’s tak­ing it back to his work­shop to fix. Sweet Cindy­Lou believes him — she trots back to bed with her cold cup of water. My heart! And the Grinch takes the very log for the fire; then goes up the chim­ney, him­self, the old liar.

We did not have this book grow­ing up. We watched the TV spe­cial but I’d nev­er read it until I babysat a fam­i­ly who had it. They had three boys, ages nine, six, and three. They were wild. Dif­fi­cult. Not kind to each oth­er. And they were exhaust­ing to put to bed. I think this is why their par­ents went out.

I sug­gest­ed a few books to wind down one sum­mer night, and the six-year-old demand­ed that I read How The Grinch Stole Christ­mas.

YEAH!” said the nine-year-old. “It makes babies cry!” And as if on cue, the three-year-old start­ed to whim­per. I said we weren’t going to read a book that made any­one cry. And besides, it wasn’t even Christmas.

But two hours lat­er, after the old­er two had passed out, the three-year-old brought How The Grinch Stole Christ­mas down to me and asked me to read it. His eyes were huge. His thumb was in his mouth. He said he had to go pot­ty first. Then he need­ed a cold cup of water — just like Cindy­Lou Who.

When we final­ly sat down to read the book, we did not get past the first page before huge tears welled in his eyes. I told him I could not in good con­science read him a book that made him so sad. He sug­gest­ed we just look at the pic­tures. And so we did. We talked through the pic­tures, and he trem­bled as we did. He obvi­ous­ly knew the story.

And it did not mat­ter one bit that The Grinch could not final­ly take away Christ­mas — that Christ­mas came in fine style even with­out all the trap­pings he’d stolen. It did not mat­ter that The Grinch’s heart grew three sizes in the end and that he him­self carved the roast beef. This, I sup­pose, is meant to be the “les­son,” the take-away that makes the rest of it all okay. Too lit­tle too late, I say.

I had a three-year-old on my lap try­ing so hard to brave, try­ing not to be The Baby his broth­ers told him he was. His lit­tle heart ham­mered as we turned those pages and by the time we were done, I was done with The Grinch.

So there.


12 Responses to The Grinch

  1. Annette Olson December 14, 2017 at 8:32 pm #

    I’ve always felt the same way about this awful sto­ry, even with the “redemp­tion” at the end.

    • Melanie December 15, 2017 at 7:24 pm #

      I think the redemp­tion is too lit­tle of the sto­ry maybe? Glad to have a lit­tle com­pa­ny in the unpop­u­lar not-a-fan camp. 😉

  2. David LaRochelle December 15, 2017 at 1:27 pm #

    Even though I’m a fan of this sto­ry Melanie, I applaud your brav­ery in tak­ing such a bold stand! Thank good­ness we don’t all have to like the same books…only a Grinch would make us do that.

    • Melanie December 15, 2017 at 7:20 pm #

      An impor­tant point, for sure, David – we don’t all have to like the same books!

  3. Ellen McEvoy December 17, 2017 at 5:11 pm #

    I liked the sto­ry and the orig­i­nal move. In fact, I used to host a Christ­mas par­ty for sin­gle women friends each year, and this par­ty fea­tured non-nutri­tious snacks, car­ol singing with VERY non-pro­fes­sion­al instru­men­tal accom­pa­ni­ment, and watch­ing the video of the Grinch. Each year about half of the group would know all the words and say them along with the film, while the oth­er half looked on in dis­be­lief. My prob­lem with the sto­ry, and the rea­son I would­n’t read it to kids, is the idea that you can total­ly screw things up and then sim­ply hop on your sled, bring every­thing back, and become the hero. [He also abus­es Max, of course.]

    • Melanie January 6, 2018 at 9:39 am #

      RIGHT, Ellen. You put in words in that last line what makes his heart-growth seem so…insincere. Thank you!

  4. Cheri R Blomquist December 18, 2017 at 11:15 am #

    Strange how peo­ple can see a book so dif­fer­ent­ly, but I guess that’s the nature of art and that’s okay. I think it’s quite a bril­liant chil­dren’s book, and I’ve nev­er had any of my kids cry over it or even be dis­turbed (nor have I heard of that before now). The Grinch learned a les­son, was repen­tant, and for­giv­en. That he could be for­giv­en and change like that to become good and even a hero is impor­tant for all of us to hear. We can all make turn-arounds. And to know that Christ­mas is some­thing that lives in the heart, not stuff, is also important.

    • Melanie January 6, 2018 at 9:40 am #

      I agree com­plete­ly on that last part – Christ­mas liv­ing in the heart. The sto­ry shows that well. And as you say – the gift of art is a mar­velous thing when we can all see dif­fer­ent things.

  5. Vicki Palmquist December 18, 2017 at 1:54 pm #

    I sup­port your stance, Melanie. I’ve always felt the same way about the Grinch, although I’ve nev­er been as artic­u­late about it as you have. I thought maybe the movie would help me feel more empa­thet­ic toward the char­ac­ter, but it did­n’t work. There’s some­thing off-bal­ance about this sto­ry, more­so than Scrooge in The Christ­mas Car­ol, that does­n’t help me like it. Your essay made me laugh. Thank you!

    • Melanie January 6, 2018 at 9:41 am #

      The clos­est I’ve come to real­ly lik­ing it is see­ing it on stage and the Chil­dren’s The­ater in Min­neapo­lis – so bril­liant­ly done.

  6. candiceransom January 6, 2018 at 8:42 am #

    I’m late com­ing to this hol­i­day par­ty, due to ill­ness, which made me feel very Grinchy indeed. Every­one else is hav­ing a great time! I did ALL the work and now I’m sick! Any­way, I have felt the same way for a few of Seuss’s books, includ­ing the Cat in the Hat. I saw the Grinch TV show as one of the first audi­ences (same with Char­lie Brown Christ­mas) and felt icky. Now I know why. The dog is abused!!! Thanks for mak­ing think and mak­ing me laugh at the same time.

    • Melanie January 6, 2018 at 9:43 am #

      Hor­ton Hears a Who is my favorite – it has “con­flict” to be sure, but its theme is kind­ness and good­ness and I love that. Seussi­cal The Musi­cal does a nice job of putting all the Seuss char­ac­ters togeth­er in a way that makes you enjoy each of them – The Grinch has a cameo, the Cat in the Hat nar­rates etc. That’s how I enjoy the ones I don’t enjoy so much the best! Hope you are feel­ing better!!!

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